ZOMG, I almost got "hold-up"ed XP

2008-09-11T05:48:00.000-07:00

5 PM: I had a business meeting with my associates at Jollibee(DON'T ASK) XD

6PM: I rode a stinky Jeepney with Stella, dropped off at PGH and rode a tight bus to get home.

7PM: This is where it all happened

Legend:

Green: mah pathway
Gray: First guy pathway
Blue: Second Guy Pathway

The Bus dropped me off a little farther(note jam packed vehicle) BIG DEAL so then I started walking...

At some point, a guy in front of KFC went across the street and asked me, "Alam mo ba nasan yung mga TBS, yung pamangkin ko kasi binugbog hinahanap namin"(Hey do you know where the TBS gang is? My nephew was beaten up.)

Why in the world they would look for them when they could have been complaining to the corrupt policemen....

The guy seemed nice, so I just said something like, "Sikat sila eh pero walang nakakaalam kung san sila tumatambay."(Well, they're famous but nobody knows where they hang out)

I felt that Mr. anonymous was trying to extend the conversation by saying, "Yung puro sayawan at inuman,."(The one with dances and drinking sessions.)

I don't remember how the conversation went on exactly but I know it was stalling me.

My gut was telling me that this is a hold up so I blurted out, "Sige, kailangan ko ng umalis eh"(Well,I have to go.)

Again, across the street another man, coming from the Kenny front approached GUY1 and said, "Oh ano nakuha mo?"(So, what did you get?)

HE LOOKED FRIGGIN SERIOUS but I saw a flaw in his acting

SUSPICIOUS eh? I looked around and SAW nobody but us three in the street.....
even the tricycle stop thingy area was empty, no car anywhere, no passerbys

I knew this time that this is an ABSOLUTE MODUS OPERANDI so I urged that I had to go and turned my back.

To my surprise, GUY 2 SHOUTED, "TINATANONG KA LANG AH BAKIT KA AALIS!!!!"(WHY ARE YOU LEAVING WE'RE JUST ASKING YOU!!!)

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT? YANNO, SHOUT AT YOU?!

I just bought a Nokie 5310, t's supposed to be a Nano but the phone IS better.

OH FUCK, so I ran.

I got back home and called up my PHONE buddy, Raymond(not IMMI) Lao

After discussing about the FREAKING incident, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO HIM

Instead of the nabugbog(BEAT UP) part, the pamankin(NEPHEW) was nabastos(oh so coño)

Also, His escape was a failure, come on, he passed through two parked cars(the hell?)
Then he got cornered when another one on a bike blocked him in front and two guys at the back. Luckily his cellphone was a piece of shit.(He's the one who said that)

REFLECTION:

If the bus didn't go farther, I would have been cornered at the parking lot.
Oh God. I love You.
Bless the driver, HALLELUJAH

WHEW! Lesson learned, never drop off at streets/places where people is not a norm. ALSO, never talk to strangers who talk about their nephews.

Ride The Jaju Express

ZOMG, I almost got "hold-up"ed XP